Ruffy's Trip

Prior to Ruffy's trip to Texas ,

Ruffy(a New Jerseian),
confided to his co-workers he had three goals
for his trip to the Lone Star State ...

1. He wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.

2. He wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo..

And...

3. He wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon returning, the girlsand guys were curious as to how he fared.

'Let me tell you,they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!'


'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes. those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them on the ground! It is just incredible!'

They then asked,
'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'

'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'










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